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Where people go to drink whisky and throw trees and hammers while others watch and also drink whisky
P1 - Are you competing in the highland games?
P2 - Yea, are you?
P1 - No
P2 - But dont forget the whisky
The Ritz Carlton of high schools on the East Coast. Some would tout Highlands in comparison to the popular Laguna Beach Orange County HS. A place where gucci, armani and abercrombie and ficth are standard as school uniform. The parking lot is a goldmine filled with Jags, Chrome rims, and your garden variety of Mom's and Dad's 50 G cars. Football team blows but no one shows up for sport, they show up to be noticed. If you've ever seen Mean Girls then you can imagine the taste of the Highlands social environment. Don't be mislead, money doesn't grow on trees, but it seems to flow out of daddy's wallet.
Despite the aristocracy, don't get me wrong...our girls are the hottest on the east coast, our parties can only be explained by Ludacris when he says "(area code)201...so much green, so much fun", and if i didn't mention our girls are one of a kind...
So if you ever move to the 201, be a fuckin' legend, be a Highlander.
"yo that girl is fucking hott wheres she from"
"you cant handle her.. she goes to northern highlands"
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A small community close to downtown Dallas, which has a suburban feel and is known for being the old money part of dallas. Many girls from here grow up to become debutantes for la fiesta and dallas symphony orchestra league. The boys grow up to be in the honor guard and attend business school at SMU, Texas, and various prestigious colleges. Many of the people here are stereotyped as spoiled rich brats, but not everyone deserves this label, although there are people who most definitely do. Highland Park high school is a public school but may as well be private considering the rate of ivy league admittance and the number of kids who belong to exclusive country clubs such as brookhollow country club or dcc. Not everyone at the high school is rich but almost no one is below middle class, and you will be looked down on if you don't live in a million+ home. The people in HP are generally very good looking and the women and their daughters spend lot of time on themselves to keep it that way. There are many trophy wives with charge accounts at Neiman Marcus but many people are just educated people who have had success in life. Most people here are WASPs and conservatives, and HP probably funded a large portion of George W Bush's presidential campaign.
"omg, caroline did you see that debutante who fell down during her presentation because she was drunk off champagne, those highland park debutantes sure are beautiful though!"
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There can only be one penis involved during sex.
Dude man I live by the Highlander Rule, I'm sorry!!
A threesome sure, as long as you follow the Highlander Rule!
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This definition is referring to Highland Park, TX. Highland Park is a community often referred to as "the bubble" in North Dallas, TX. Here, everyone's pretty due to rich men who marry beautiful women and make pretty little babies who will grow up to be pretty little parkies. Most everyone claims to be Christian, most everyone claims to be Republican, and some actually know what they're talking about, too. Highland Park High School may boast a good education, but they spend all their money on sports. Who needs an education? Now onto the students of Highland Park High School. About 98% of the kids drink or smoke. The typical HP girl runs cross country, is dating a guy who plays football, has a given name of Madeline, Madison, Caroline, Emily, or Elizabeth, is white, voted McCain/Palin when the school had its presidential election, is blonde with blue eyes, is in FCA (Fellowship of Christian Athletes), is part of the Roots club (girl's Christian club), and got totally shitfaced last weekend at so and so's party. But they still managed to show up at church the next day, wearing a dress that probably cost about $100-200 more than its worth. Needless to say, not every girl in Highland Park is like this, and not every guy is a douchebag. Just the vast majority.
Actual conversation I had yesterday with this guy who knows my brother and was driving me home:
Him: Hi, I'm John. Your brother hates me.
Me: Hahah really? Why?
Him: Because I always make fun of him for being a democrat.
Actual bible study at my church in HP:
Girl: I just don't understand how someone could be an atheist. They know they're going to hell.
Me: My brother's an atheist.
Girl: Hate to break it to you, your brother's going to hell.
Actual conversation I had with a freshman boy:
Him: I think it's stupid that my girlfriend doesn't wear makeup.
Me: Why? She's just naturally pretty.
Him: Because why would you just wanna be naturally pretty? Makeup makes everyone look better. Every girl needs makeup, it's just a fact of life.
While babysitting with my guy friend:
Him: Let's go check the parent's alcohol stash!
Facebook status when Bin Laden was killed:
Him: Now that we killed the sand nigga, let's get the other nigga out of the office.
Conversation during the 2008 election:
Girl: If Obama gets elected, I'm moving to Canada.
Me: Why?
Girl: Are you stupid? He's a terrorist.
Conversation with people from other schools:
Them: What school do you go to?
Me: Highland Park.
Them: Oh.. (looks down in disappointment)
Me: (sigh).
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The girls are beautiful, the boys are well-groomed and cocky. The women are nosy and annoying (especially if mothers), and the men are aggressive and self-affirming. Money is everywhere, causing many people to simply throw change into trash cans. If you enjoy the eternal presence of cops, this is the place for you. Minorities beware: The people will act like they aren't afraid of you, but they are really terrified. Never has such a small community had so many specialized community newspapers. If you enjoy frequent ecounters with reality, do not move into Highland Park.
Hey ya'll, lets go to the burger place in Highland Park and look at all the beautiful people.
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This small insignificant town is pleasantly located in the North West corner of Oakland county Michigan (greater metro Detroit). Highland Michigan is in fact a great example of socioeconomic diversity being home to both the very rich and the very poor. The poverty is exemplified by several redneck infused, ghetto inspired trailer parks, while on the other hand several private estates, and high end subdivisions house the morbidly rich. Clashes between these two groups can sometimes be seen at the local grocery store where house wife’s fight with baby momma’s over parking spots.
This small town seems to breed an extremely ignorant sort of person who often lacks things like common sense, self respect, and personal hygiene. These people proudly refer to themselves as “Highlanders”.
Highland Michigan is often confused with Highland Park Michigan. The main difference between the two is that crime in Highland Park is fueled by poverty, drugs, and prostitution by an aggressive Negro population. In Highland crime is alternatively fueled by poverty, drugs, and extreme boredom by an unintelligent cracker-ass population.
If you want to hate yourself move to Highland Mi.
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