Holly Hobb's

When one has the flu, it is the act of throwing up and experiencing explosive diarrhea at the exact time.

Les: Hey, why wasn't Paige in school today?

Alyssa: She was fine yesterday, but when she woke up today she had the Holly Hobb's.

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hobb job

A sland term derived from the name Hobbs dealing with the exchange of money for sexual activity.

Ryan gave a hobb job to John after he was unable to repay his debts.

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Danielle Hobbs

A very Large Fat Cow.

moo.
that Danielle Hobbs is a real cow.

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Calvin and Hobbes effect

When you sit on the toilet for so long that your legs fall asleep, because you were distracted by reading. Originally caused by toilet-side Calvin and Hobbes and Far Side books, but has recently seen an explosion in incidence due to smartphones.

'My parents always thought I was ill when I was a kid on the toilet, but I was just distracted by transmogrifiers and Dobie-o-matics.'
-Doctor Oz, 'The Calvin and Hobbes Effect'

hobb knockers

You have serious issues if you think this is a fucking word you dumb cock sucker

Look at those hobb Knockers

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One of Hobbs' Halo Maps

Something really boring and un-fun that is usually hyped up or over-hyped, but is a huge disappointment. Also when everyone hates something, but the creator loves it.

Too Human was one of Hobbs' Halo maps.

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Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34

Something I think should not exist
but I was too curious

and it... d o e s

. - .

why internet why
also something you should bleach your eyes after seeing

Person 1: Traumatize me! :D
Person 2: Google Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34
*Person 1 googles Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34*
Person 1: OMG WTF IS THIS but ooh it's kinda hot ngl
Person 2: ikr (( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )
*Person 1 climaxes*
*Person 2 climaxes*
Both: Mom forgive us for what we've done
*the mom joins*
. - .

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