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A secret organizaton known only by the name of B.U.S.H (Baddly Used Shit Heads). created almost exact clones of Mini Me. They named these new creatures while they were all drunk. When they woke up the next morning, they found that the H.O.B.B.I.T.S. (Horribly obese bumbling bribeing intellectual tyranus shitheads) had escaped. They then hired a mercenary nicknamed G.A.N.D.A.L.F (gay asshole nabbing diapers after licking fishsticks) to catch them. The whole thing ended up being a big hit, so it was made a movie. For more information, see "racists".
(Hobbits): Small people getting paid more than me.
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A hobbit is:
a. A person of short stature, can be known as a midget or possibly Frodo, a partially famous hobbit.
b. A person with hairy hairy feet
c. A short fat person with hairy feet which can also be known as a nazi, dragonlady
d. All of the above.
Person 1: Hobbit is lecturing again!
Person 2: You mean the nazi?!
Person 3: Nazi is being nice, she is a bloody dragonlady!
Person 2: Crap she is looking at us, play dead!!
Person 3: oh it burns, it burns!!!
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you call someone a hobbit...when they are always quiet and it is like dating a moss coverd rock
My ex boyfriend was a mutant hobbit
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A small boy by the name of Jacob who is a Housekeeper. Jacob, the Housekeeper, has small little hobbit feet and is also known as a W.O.W. Fag.
Also known as the Hobbizle. The hobbinator. The Hobbinizleator!
Man, Hobbit, quit playing WOW, you fag!
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a very short person, whose really loud, in love with a person that starts with a k, is not allowed to have caffine, is in love with house and "house", bowls... really bad=D and is annoying to some people...(tood and carl and paul. etc.)
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A meaning Danisnotonfire uses to describe his amazingly curly hair
Fan: will you consider having your hobit hair for more than a day?
Dan: NOOOOOOOOOO
Dan: sorry I have hobbit hair today I couldnt be bothered to straighten it
Fan: will you consider having your hobit hair for more than a day?
Dan: NOOOOOOOOOO
Dan: sorry I have hobbit hair today I couldnt be bothered to straighten it