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hockey

football,
with a stick

well this is a shit game

get used to it, its hockey

by WAFFLEKINGS January 7, 2011

90๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


hockey

The best sport in the world.

Hockey: It's fast paced. It's exciting. You have to be a true athlete to play it. Every game is unique unlike baseball where I see the same Fucking diving catch that I could make in a heart beat.

Basketball: Yeah fast pace, insane dunks are cool however I've never seen so many babies getting minorly tapped or complaining that someone grazed their hand while shooting. Fouls are for fags!

Baseball: The most boring sport in the world. It's a fun sport to play but it's like watching paint dry. Also, you can be an overweight loser who has good hand-eye cordnation and be a superstar. I've chewd tobacco a number of years and what kind of sport allows you to playn chew honestly


Football: Maybe if the game didn't stop after every 10 seconds I'd like it!!!

Frank: Did you watch that baseball game yesterday?

Biff: Naa I fell asleep in the 2nd inning

Biff: Did you watch that hockey game today

Frank: I'm american, I'm too stupid to like hockey

by dreksla April 8, 2005

1962๐Ÿ‘ 1375๐Ÿ‘Ž


hockey

the best sport in the whole world. anyone who doesn't like it is on crack.
hott guys play hockey.
Jr A hockey rocks

fred-"hey u goin to the game tonite?" (obviously means hockey game cause wut else would he be going to?)
bob-"hellz yea man everyones goin, hockey is the best sport in the universe"

by Jade March 21, 2005

1303๐Ÿ‘ 1067๐Ÿ‘Ž


hockey

Best Sport in the world, perfected by the Detroit Red Wings and obviously Henrik Zetterberg

Bob: Want to go play the sweetest sport in the history of sports?
Bill: Yea! What's it called?
Bob: Hockey!

by Mrs. Zetterberg April 13, 2009

39๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


FOR HOCKEY!

is what you yell out when someone asks you a question but you are not sure what they said.

person A- would you like to go out for dinner tonight?

person B- FOR HOCKEY!

by tekonsha1 March 1, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


hockey

the hardest game to play at a high level. way better than basketball for countless reasons. its faster, more physical, and takes way more skill. Lots of skill = hockey player.

Person A : i play basketball because hockey is a sissy sport

Person B : say that one more time and your gonna have more dental problems than a real hockey player buddy

by j-saint April 5, 2006

603๐Ÿ‘ 602๐Ÿ‘Ž


hockey

Best fuckin sport around...Too bad its not more liked in America

Go St. Louis Blues !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by OH SNAP March 31, 2005

788๐Ÿ‘ 798๐Ÿ‘Ž