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A type of hand that is disproportionately wider than it should be. If you measure the height of a hand from wrist to base of the middle finger, and divide that by the measurement from the side of the hand directly across from the start of the thumb to said point, any score above .8 can be diagnosed as hoof hands.
Person 1: Did you ever notice his hands kinda look like a horse's
Person 2: Yeah bro, he's got some hoof hands
1) To be so physically unattractive as to resemble someone whose face has been trampled and repeatedly stomped on by a horse.
2) To have a face that visually mirrors the excrement and mud slop found under and between a horse's/mule's hoof.
Jim: Wow, that Ariel is so under the hoof!
Me: Well, that's the main reason poor dude can't get a date.
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Cockney rhyming slang for poof (homosexual). Typically as with most rhyming slang only the first word is used in conversation.
"Elton John was married!! But he's an iron hoof!"
"Look at the state of that iron!"
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Yo, check out that lady's ox-hoof.
Nasty dude, that chick's got an ox-hoof.
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Phrase used to describe a female who has found herself to be in a state of pregnancy.
"Aww man, that girl I banged last month is up the hoof....I knew I should have wrapped my piece"
V - A high-5 like hitting of the two hands only in a fist like manner, hitting the palms together in the shape of a horses' hoof. Can be accompanied by whinnying and other typical horse sounds/behaviors.
Give me a Hoof 5! -clip clop clip clop- NEEEeeeeeeehhhh!!!
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abbreviated to WTH, which is a derivation from WTF (what the fnck) which came into being when it was discovered that Kate from Kate's Playground has one foot and one cloven hoof.
Used in much the same way as WTF, but more specifically when you see something weird/unexpected.
Guy1: Kate from Kate's Playground is hawt
Guy2: Look at this picture of her foot
Guy1: WHAT THE HOOF?
All: keekles
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