Tim Hortons

The Canadian version of Dunkin’ Donuts but way better. They have coffee iced drinks bagels donuts breakfast and lunch and so much more they’re open 24 seven and they are the best Canadian cafe. Often shorten to Tim’s or Timmies

Hey you wanna go to tim Hortons for coffee sometime?

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Tim Hortons

The shittiest coffee shop ever. I am Canadian and I hate it.

Their motto:
Always fresh.

We know better....

Scenario 1:
Randomer: Dude!! wanna hit timmy h's?!
Normal Human Being: FUCK NO!! I love my life. I am too young to die.
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Scenario 2:
Fucktard: mmm Tim Hortons is the best!
-The next day Fucktard has to skip school due to a severe case of explosive diarrhea-
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Scenario 3:
Customer: EXCUSE ME!! can I get my order now?! I've being studying the wall paper for the past five minutes. I have memorized the pattern.
Employee: Justa minute justa minute!
Customer: You've been saying that for the past half hour!!
-walks away angrily-

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tim hortons

see also

fim fortons

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The Reverend Horton Heat

The best Rockabilly,Psychobilly,Southern Rock band ever.

Well known from kids and douchebags from there song "Psychobilly Freakout" on Guitar Hero II.

Don:Jim Heath from The Reverend Horton Heat,I'd really like to taste him.

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Horton's Theory of Who

A groundbreaking theory in biology developed by an elephant who saved a bunch of tiny people called "who". It states that all psychobiological life systems are diminutive in comparison to a greater, larger life system (life systems become infinitely big). In "Dexter's Laboratory", Dexter worked with this theory in order to analyze a civilization much smaller than ours.

This theory is quite prevalent in the cartoon realm.

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nick horton

Your average social media star who is charming and funny. He started on younow but has the most following on musically with over 900k. He often visits kings island during the summer. Be cautious though if he asks you to hang out with him because he will be all nice while your there but ignore you and call you a fan when he knows he might never see you again. Nick is a nice kid to parents but be careful when you thing you are becoming friends.

“Did you see Nick Horton get roasted in RiceGum’s video called little girls roast RiceGum #2”

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Horton hears a who

A good book by Dr. Seuss. About an elephant who saves a tiny world full of whos- who are small people.

Horton Hears a Who is a great book.

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