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A place where kids go when they're sick.
Mum, I have a pole through my chest. Could you please drive me to the childrens hospital
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The Lakin Hospital is the now-leveled structure that stood in an open field along WV 62. It was built circa 1924, and served as a psychiatric hospital, school, and home for colored boys until 1956. Some of the building was used for office space up until about 1970. All of the locals say that the abandoned hospital was haunted, with many of them claiming to have horrifying experiences when visiting it. Lakin was once known as the "Lobotomy Capitol of the East." They say that horrible things once went on inside of those walls. This is one of the spookiest places you would ever have seen. Too bad that as of November 2006 it has been razed. Now, the folks of Point Pleasant only have the TNT area and Mothman to freak them out.
When I visited the Lakin Hospital, I got so scared that I urinated in my pants.
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When a man is in the hospital and for no apparent reason his dick decides to become the smallest it’s ever been before.resembling some sort of baby dick or a huge clitorus.
My dick used to be someone what impressive intelligence yesterday day when I went into the hospital.now all I have is a useless hospital dick.fml
The hottest spiciness you can order at an Indian Restaurant, not ever advertised because it is beyond the restaurant’s approved spice index.
“Hi, yes, I would like to order the Lamb Vindaloo - Pet Hospital.”
“Uhh, sir, do you mean extra hot?”
“PET HOSPITAL! I WANT TO FEEL SOMETHING!!”
A place you shouldn't use red for decoration, no matter how much colour theory suggests otherwise
"Red shows strength, enthusiasm and energy. Perfect for a children's hospital!!"
"Red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR"
A dangorous pass in sport leaving the reciever liable for A and E
Rugby Commentator 1: thats a high pass out to wood
Rugby Commentator 2: Looks like a Hospital Pass John
Rugby Commentator 1: Jesus christ his broke wood's jaw
Woods: Ahhhhh
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weed BC
noun. weed from BC
verb. the sharing of weed in BC
First coined when describing the major export of Okanagan Valley during a ski trip.
-Guy takes out a roach-
Person: "Would you like to share me some BC Hospitality?"
Guy: "Sure man!" -Guy passes the roach-
Guest 1: "Do you know were I can find some BC Hospitality?"
Guest 2: "Yeah the maid just gave me a gram."
Guest 1: "Sweet sweet ganja."
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