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Taking a shit while fully naked, preferably in a public bathroom with no stall doors
Always take a Ron Howard before you shower and NOT after...
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The current CEO of Starbucks and also the asshole who sold the Seattle Supersonics to someone from Oaklahoma City.
Man: Did you here about Howard Schultz, he sold the Sonics and they moved them to Oaklahoma City
Man 2: Great, that asshole just robbed my kids childhood of basketball in the North West.
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A game developer that just works
Hey, What about him?
Todd Howard; nah he is a guy that just works
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The legend himself. You’ve seen him blowing the whistle into the microphone. Daddy Howard himself.
Catch him saying his catchphrase “Happy Tuesday” or blowing his whistle into his ear. He may give you IC then forget a second later from announcing the worlds greatest anchors.
Boy: Hey can I get a pass?
Daddy Howard: Sure
Boy:
D.H:
Boy:
D.H: AYE YO BOY WACH U DOIN?? YOU WANT IC?
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A popular drink consisting of vodka, a blue Kool Aid Burst, and the saliva of any available Zelda fan.
Dude brah, lets tank some David Howards and play Ocarina of Time!
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Howard
Person 1:Who is Howard?
Person 2:Howard deez nutz
Person 1:Brh
Person 2:Damn son
Person 3:Damn Daniel
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In just seven days Todd Howard along with Bethesda created Elder Scrolls V, Skyrim. During the 8th day he added a texture pack that summoned Fallout 4 into this mortal world. After all this Todd's power had grown superior to his mortal human body, so he evolved and became GOD HOWARD. After this he got blinded by his own power, creating the most fearsome things on Earth that us mortals can only discuss through cursed legends. Fallout 76 and Elder Scrolls Online are among these doomed creations.
Todd Howard is a GOD.
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