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uhm, head
hummer girls by hmo.. duh
fat chicks give great hummers
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*Hummers*
A pointless ass machine usually found in pointless ass wars by a dumb ass president who thought that a war in Iraq would be a good ass idea.
Often believed to get 4-10 MPG.
An Annoying ass machine that takes up half the road, uses way too much oil and spits out more fumes than aunt Helga with a cigar.
- Damnit!
- What?
-we just got behind one of those dumb ass hummers again! Damnit!
-WHAT?
-I can't pass it because half the road is being used up. DAMNIT!
-WHAT?!!
- I'm suffocating on the fumes its giving out. DAMNIT!!!!
-WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
-We can't stop for gas because it's not 100 dollars a barrel and means that I'll have to pay 4 dollars per gallon of gas! DAMNIT ALL!
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BJ.
Blow job.
Although there are more complicated, intricate definitions, any BJ can be cqlled a hummer.
I know a guy that got a hummer from his Mom.
Dude! That's sick!
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yet another slang term for oral sex
Howerd stern just gave that guy a hummer on national TV!
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A vehicle that every middle and low class joe likes to complain about. Many criticize the Hummer for it's bad gas mileage, and by owning a Hummer you suddenly become a "problem" for the United States. While the Hummer may only get 10-12 miles to the gallon, MANY other cars get the EXACT SAME THING - It's just the idea that it's a Hummer.
While many complain about the Hummer itself, many complain about the driver. They have a small penis, are insecure, ect. Uhhhh... It all comes down to this: You people have nothing better to complain about, are jealous because you can't afford one, and you make the GAYEST complaints.
Don't like hummers? Here's a little info for you:
Most factories put more metric tons of carbon dioxide into the air in one day then one hummer will the WHOLE year.
I can list a bunch of other cars that get the EXACT SAME GAS MILEAGE.
But as stated above, it all comes down to JEALOSY. You can't afford one - and that's why you hate it.
Anti-Hummer People OWNAGE:
Anti-Hummer Person: You have a microscopic penis!
Me: Really? I can't imagine the size of yours: driving around in your little sissy economy car! Please...
Anti-Hummer Person: Hummer drivers are insecure and stuck up rich people!
Me: No, I'm not insecure, I just have more money then you! And when I get in a car accident with you, I always win!
Anti-Hummer Person: YOU'RE causing global warming!
Me: OPEN YOUR EYES! You want something to complain about? Have factories put less CO2 into the air, they can put A LOT MORE into the air then a Hummer can in a year. And what about busses, semi-trucks, and RVs? You'd be LUCKY to get 8 miles to the gallon in one of those!
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1. noun - A military transport vehicle. 2. noun - The act of fellatio wherein the fellater hums during the operation. 3. noun - FuckTARD!
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slang for huh.
Used instead of huh.OKAY!
gosh this thing is making me write at least twenty words thats why im blabbin on about this damn word.
Say when your friends blabs on and on and you really didnt catch what the hell they were talkin about.
You respond with "Hummer"?
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