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When a guy cums in his girl friend's mouth and then she kisses him immediately afterwards.
When I walked into my room the other day, I saw McMahon about to get The Hungarian Kiss.
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The device commonly known as Traffic cone is used in certain neighborhoods of Budapest for the purpose of sitting, especially as a barstool in clubs, bars and liquor stores. The persons who sit on Hungarian stools are usually Hungarian patrons of these establishments or foreign booze hounds and vodkaginas. As expected, sitting is performed simply by entering the tip of the stool into the anus of the sitter. Excessive sitting on a Hungarian stool may lead to several side effects of varying severity, from the light anal eclipse, through the medium anal vineyard and the severe ass bonanza to the fatal anal suicide. However, mostly it is a harmless habit with many fans and aficionados. The Hungarian stools are also used as a mean of foreplay among extreme Hungarian ass fiddlers, anal cartographers and ass spelunkers. People who use Hungarian stools on a daily basis or even use them as their office chairs are called Domany. Mukaka is the leftover on the tip of the cone after being used for sitting. The Domany split into two major schools, those who clean the mukaka before the next use and those who just lick it.
Hey Domany, why don’t you clean the Mukaka and shitweld off the Hungarian stool before you leave?
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The third biggest cock in the world, only after black cock and native american. It ranges from 8-11 inches on average. Usually surprises the woman.
Kate: Oh Lord. Laszlo and I were going at it for the first time and i saw his hungarian cock, which was like 11 inches and i flipped out!
Jen: Holy shit! I gotta get me some hungarian cock!
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Motorboating a girls tits and fingering her at the same time.
"Dude have you ever given a hungarian steamer?"
"Hell yeah, best 5 minutes of my life!"
A sex maneuver where man with a gap in his teeth uses the gap like a crowbar to pry out a woman’s clit
Daddy Daniel Hungarian Crowbared his (then) girlfriend.
A Hungarian Frosty occurs when a male lathers his penis, generously, with sour cream, and proceeds to penetrate a female partner, until ejaculation results. After his ejaculatory deposit, he preforms oral sex on the female's genitalia, slurping the mixture of bodily fluids and sour cream, until the female reaches climax.
Male: "Honey can you pick up the large tub of spur cream from the store tonight? I'm craving a Hungarian Frosty tonight."
the act of squatting over your partner while defecating on their chest and slapping your testicles agains their chin
"man, i was with Maria last night and we totally played a round of hungarian basketball" shit porn facial cumshot golden shower
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