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I'm a PHD

Usually a term for black women who believe a PHD makes you sexually attractive towards men

Woman: I don't get why high valuable men won't choose me!!
Kevin Samuels: What's your height and dress size:
Woman: 5'3, dress size 14
Kevin Samuels: Mam you are obese and rude, there is no way in hell a high value man will marry you. Pick a struggle.
Woman: but.. I'm a PHD

by 3l1t3sp33ch February 27, 2021

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I'm inevitable

A quote from thanos from the Avengers: Endgame. So basically, thanos claims that he is unavoidable.

Me when I'm not invited to the party but I show up anyways: "I'm inevitable"

by Ract0r May 7, 2019


I'm birthday

I'm gay

Louis from 1d: "i'm birthday (gay) its pretty unfortunate isn't it Eleanor"

by Fookingloosah June 9, 2021


i'm sold

When you are convinced of/by something.

At first I wasn't certain whether Drake's album would go platinum but after listening to it and considering how good it is, I'm sold it will!

by Rey22 February 6, 2016

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i'm the g.o.a.t.

G.reatest
O.f
A.ll
T.ime

He's such a chump, i'm the g.o.a.t.
I'm the fucking G.O.A T., bro

by HalfJamaican April 28, 2016

741๐Ÿ‘ 78๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm soft

Typically used when you are talking about something in adoration.

Louis *in an interview*: "I'm close to all the lads but Harry is my best mate."
Me: "omg Larry is so cute, I'm soft."

by Wassuplarrie March 6, 2018

156๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm Diamonds

To have an erection, using a simile comparing a penis to a diamond in hardness

"I'm diamonds right now baby.""Yum"

by ArbysDeli December 26, 2015

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