Don't mind if I do

This is the last step for a successful oopst It's stealing something before you leave the house (usually D.V.D's) from a stranger you just blew your load on, while she is in the bathroom cleaning it off the cum. Make sure you won't see this bitch again. And if you do, try to oopst her again.

Man, I totally oopst that bitch and on the way out, I did a don't mind if I do and took some of her D.V.D's.

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What am I doing here?

Something that Sleepy Joe Biden says every day while he is in the White House and remembers that he is president (or after somebody reminds him), if not more. The reason he says this is because even someone as brain-dead as Joe can't believe that he is president.

1.
Joe Biden: Where the hell am I? What am I doing here?
Everyone: That's what we all are wondering!

2.
Interviewer: Hey Joe, it's great to have you here tonight. I can't wait to kiss your behind for the next 30 minutes. So, how are you doing?
Joe Biden: I'm pretty good, but um, uh, where am I again? What am I doing here? Where are we? Who are you? Who am I!

3.
Joe Biden: What am I doing here?
Everyone with a brain: destroying our country!

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what can i do you for

A phrase used by people with so little going on in their lives they resort to word play to be interesting or funny. Traditionally taken to mean; 'What can I do for you?'

Barman 'What can I do you for?'
Customer 'Top banter mate, I'll have a whisky neat'

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I do girls and black guys

Best described as a very angular hair cut, longer in the front, and stacked in the back. Most commonly found bleached to compliment the black, thinly drawn, overly arched eyebrows and the dark lined lips. Usually this term refers to white girls who just want to "let everyone know how they roll."

Think Kim Mathers' make up and Catherine Zeta Jones' character in "Chicago", Velma Kelly.

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di why am i doing this

Meaning that you have no clue why you are doing such stupid shit

Rob: Fuck this diy
Corinne: Di why am I doing this

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I pretend I do not see

When something bad or something that must be kept a secret happens you pretend you didn’t see it at all.

girl a: *kicks man in da balls*
teacher: *turns around as if she did not see cause man deserved that shit*
also teacher: “I pretend I do not see”

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Whatever, I do what I want!

Cartman says it when he goes on Maury pretending to be a pre-teen ho.

Whatever, Whatever, I do what I want. I smoke crack, I do drugs, I drink alcihaal. I once killed SIX baby seals with my bare hands.

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