A thing most black parents say when their kid is misbehaving either in public or at home
Mom: Go do the damn dishes its been 3 hours
Child: Why do i have to listen to you?!
Mom: Well I put you in this world and I can take you right outta it
A rendition of I put my foot In it
โThat food was goodโ
โThanks I put my pussy in itโ
2๐ 1๐
When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob
Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth
(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?
(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?
This meaning is used for someone who want it to put in your ass, people who most commonly use this term really want it in the ass, the mum part is a way of saying the you have sexual relations with someone mother.
Someone: What are we going to do
You: I'll Put it your ass, like i'll put in your mum
Someone: OMG yess baby
I'll Put it your ass, like i put in your mum
verb/phrase
1: Possibly, a dirty dick entering a cadaver in a cooler.
2: A poor attempt at an old officer flirting with a young enlisted person.
3: A sexual innuendo who's true meaning is only known to "Dutch Rudder Dave."
As you're driving past a pretty girl: "Hey uh, I put my cheese in your fridge." Then proceed to drive away, while your friends and coworkers in the car stare in awe at the sheer audacity (both meanings) in which you behaved.
dude that pizza last night? i put it in the printer.