When I masturbate I think of you

What normal, rational girls don't want to hear.

After band class, some random kid told me "When I masturbate I think of you."

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himariueharas (going to be outdated soon i think)

a bandori tiktok creator who post edits, jokes, and i don’t know the rest.

“oh himariueharas tagged me in the 80th post today”

himariueharas (going to be outdated soon i think)- noun i think.

Pass the hatchet, I Think I'm goodkind

Badass song by Yo La Tengo from their new album, consists of Ira Kaplan going nuts on guitar for like 12 minutes

Woo, ima listenin to pass The hatchet, I think i'm goodkind SHOOP DA WOOP!

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I think I just leaked out of my ass

When you think that something came out of your ass but your not really sure. Usually its a minimal amount of liquid too small to notice a signifigant change of the moistness of your underwear.

Jamal:Hey man I think I just leaked out of my ass
Me: Oh shit was it taco night last night again?

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That's what I was thinking

Most commonly said by those who have no freaking clue what is going on. Yet, they feel compelled to say, “That’s what I was thinking!” In hopes of you thinking they might just be smart or cool.

Person1: ...and that is how you boil water.
Person2: "That's what I was thinking".

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meanwhile I was thinking

Something said when you are trying to think, and are interrupted by someone saying something, normally unrelated. Used to let them know you were thinking so they should Stfu

You: (thinking)
Joe: omg did you hear James banged your gf last night and bob... Etc.etc
You: meanwhile I was thinking

I think we should see other people

A break up phrase very commonly used to get out of the relationship. However it has double meaning

I think we should see other people = HaHa! I already am.

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