i can't sweat that

"that" is not important enough for me to get upset about it

"that" is not a high enough priority to do something about it

"These are not the napkins I wanted. Go to the store and get the ones I wanted."

"I can't sweat that. They'll be here soon and I need to start barbecuing."

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I Can't Kill Myself

A term Nigerians often use to justify their tiredness or hesitance to do more than they have already done. A phrase that has become a handy excuse for lazy people.

The phrase however, is the first portion of the refrain in a famous song by Timaya with the same name. The song insidiously grows on you, crawls into your ears and lays musical eggs in your brain.

Amaka: Seyi, will you attend tomorrow's meeting?
Seyi: No, i won't. I can't kill myself.

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I can't people

When you're under the influence, and can't mentally handle the idea of talking to anyone that isn't someone you normally associate with because you're too messed up and they wouldn't understand.

"No, I can't people right now. They would expect me to make words and behave like a semi normal human."

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i can't stop me

The best song in Twice's 2020 album of Eyes Wide Open.

I can't stop me, can't stop me ooo woah

I can't ride on that love

What you say when someone makes a promise to you which is unlikely to be fulfilled. Another way to say "talk is cheap".

Boss: I would love to give you the promotion.
Hapless: Yeah? Well give it then, because I can't ride on that love.

Jane: If you buy me a drink, maybe we could spend the night making passionate love.
Tarzan: Well, I can't ride on that love, so I am going to hook up with Cheetah for a sure night of animal action.

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I can't see shit

A phrase used by some people who can't see an image because of a red x.

Creator: Here are some screenshots for my new Mario game. Enjoy.
(Red X's are shown)
Wes: Um... I can't see shit.

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i can't stand

a phrase that is uttered when someone says/does something so ridiculous or absurd that you are so dumbfounded that you physically cannot stand

Alex: *gets shit on in csgo*
"THIS MAN'S NAME IS FUCKING 'DU YUO KNO DE WHAY'. I CAN'T STAND! I CANNOT FUCKING STAND.

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