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When you are doing a girl doggy style and then you tell her you have herpes and see how long you can hang on. (Any other STD is also acceptable).
When Jack hooked up with the girl from the bar he pulled the Icelandic Rodeo and beat his old high score by 17 seconds.
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when a female puts an ice cube in her vagina and proceeds to jump on a mans penis.
Jenna filled her vag with ice cubes and my cock. It was like I was flying on Iceland air.
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A clear coloured pee often a result to a heavy drinking session
Get aother pint in m8, am pissin like an icelandic waterfall now, keep them comin
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A nation which puts the needs of it's people before the needs of the banks by defaulting on all or part of the nation's debt is said to "pull an Iceland".
to pull an Iceland
Will Greece pull an Iceland and default?
When you faeces in a condom freeze it and use it as a dildo till it defrosts
Omg last I got Icelandic piped
When two females or two males take both their hands and make a circle together and then Proceed to give a handjob to a guy
Man, Haley and Becky gave me the best Icelandic handwarmer last night
The Iceland Surprise is best done during the winter when it is cold and snowy outside. After finishing coitus in the doggy style position, ask your partner "Is it cold in Iceland?" After the inevitable "Huh?" or "What?", proceed to take an icicle and inserting it into the meat tunnel of your partner in fornication. Yell "Surprise!" and hope that your actions will lead to the freezing of their juices.
Guy 1: So what did you do during the black out last night? It was like...negative ten outside.
Guy 2: Oh ya know, found some chick to fuck. I totally pulled the Iceland Surprise. And on top of that, I pulled a Sheboygan on her using snow instead of glitter!
Guy 1: Oh that's cold dude, real cold.
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