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What D.C. rioters shouted right after doing a bump of smack
After Skeeter-Enos Pawpucket scored some street corner meth in Adams Morgan, he joined with hillbilly pals and went down to invade our nation's Capitol in an act of Trump Treason. Just before reaching the building, he snorted a line on his hand, and screamed "My face is spicy" and then went to steal Pelosi's laptop.
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A reason to stare someone down, because it's unusual and possibly embarrassing for them, you stare at them in such a way, wondering if they really do have egg on their face.
What are you looking at?? Do I have egg on my face???
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To be mistreated outrageously badly by someone. To disregard or defy someone.
Despite all the things I did for him, he just shit in my face.
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Being locked in a wine and cheese cellar would rule my face!
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The much more awesome way of saying you were just on face book doing some important shit like always.
Punk: Hey todd why wasn't your punk ass at practice today?
Badass: I was just booking my face, you know, doing some important shit.
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In the old days when we were young we used to use the phrase. Smell my fingers which in that time would prove that you made it to second base with a girl. Now a days they use smell my face to prove you made it to third base. This in a nutshell means that the male had oral sex with the female.
I had a great time with my girlfriend last nite Jim here Smell my Face!
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To check one's facebook updates.
Dude 1: What are you doing?
Dude 2: Checkin' my face.
Dude1: Yo i gotta check mah face.