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December 18 National wear your puppy love shirt
friend1: Hey did you know it’s national wear your puppie love shirt day
friend2: No
friend1: well it is so we should wear them
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The 5th of march is officially known as "Love your engineer day".
On the 5th of march everyone should do everything in their power to please, love and care for people who are engineers.
The official "Love your engineer day" came to be, because its widely known that engineers works extremely hard to save our planet basically in all sectors of our society. The engineers simply does not get the recognition for this. Because of the this the 5th of march "Love your engineer day" was established
"Damn i totally forget it was the official "Love your engineer day" i better find a hot Engineer to give some love and affliction"
or
"Yes of course i have plans on the 5th of march, i need to please my engineer daddy"
to lightly stroke someones butt while walking by
guy- i would love to stroke your lovely
girl- freak!!
June 14th is National LOVE YOUR BF DAY. Show some appreciation to that lovable piece of shit that you’ll always be delusional over!
Bob: Hey, You should give me head.
Jane: Why?
Bob: Because it’s national Love Your Bf Day.
Jane: Oh, of course!
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The international day of buying your loved one the motorcycle they desire is March 23.
It's 23 today, national buy your loved one a motorcycle day, i have to buy him that h2r he always talks about.
Trixie loving ones ax wound. You fucking whore.
Trixie walks in a club
Trixie sees a gay person
Trixie- I love your ax wound you fucking whore!!!
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