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Interview drink

The drink (usually soda or water) that the interviewer gives to the applicant before an interview proceeds, usually at fast food restaurants in North America.

Person 1: Before we started, he gave me an interview drink as a gesture of goodwill.

Person 2: Aww, they didn’t do that when I got interviewed!

by Darkonekk September 20, 2023


Sam-Style Interview

Getting really excited and over confident for an interview that you don't have the qualifications or experience to get.

Person 1: I didn't get the job.
Person 2: why not?
Person 1: they said they wanted someone with more experience or specific experience.
Person 2: sounds like you had a Sam-Style Interview

by Sam Interviewee August 25, 2022


Exit Interview

Taking a shit.

Excuse me I have an exit interview to attend before lunch arrives.

I just had an excellent exit interview with last night's hot wings.

I have an exit interview scheduled at 1130 so I'll be busy until closer to noon.

Oh my gawd, someone took their exit interview right in front of the school flag.

by Maj-K June 18, 2023


Interview

These are fun to watch! Go watch one. It doesn't matter which one. They're all good.

Dr. Jeepjorp "Why would I interview you when you've already answered every conceivable question anyone could have ever possibly asked you?"

Hym "...............Um.... Heh.... What? Mmm...............Oh.... SHIT. Uuuuhh... Shit. God damn it! Um, shit I don't.......... Huh.... I didn't think of that........ Hmm........ Shit...... Nah, fuck you Jorp... Fucking asshole....."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2023


Facebook interview

It doesn't exist, they already have your info.

Person: Can I arrange for a Facebook interview?
Mark Zuckerberg: Oh there's no need, we already have everything ;)
Person: wait, what?
Mark Zuckerberg: what?

by Soupisbeingcrafted September 17, 2019