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Irish is the national language of Ireland, yet if were to ask the average Irish person to say anything other than "hello" or "kiss my ass" in Irish you will most likely get a moment of awkward silence followed up by a random flurry of Irish words which they learned from 6th class.
Foreigner: Hey Seán, you're Irish, how do you say "I made in a sandwich" in Irish?
Seán: *Momentary pause* "An bfhuil chead agam dul go dtí an lethreis?"
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I dirty sheep shagging paddy cunt that drives a caravan and has 10 kids in the boot
Irish people love their vans
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To tell a story with all the important details included
You probably feel like you were there cause I gave you the Irish on it
C’mon, tell me everything - Give me the Irish on it!
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Irish: The race that saved civilization.
The race that put the 'ire' in Eire!
The race that produced the some of the world's most gorgeous human beings.
The race that included the most humorous human beings.
The race that produced some of the finest writers and social commentators.
The race created to make the English humble.
The race that clearly had the most fun on the Titanic.
The race that reminds us to believe in all things magical: leprechauns, fairies, rainbows, unicorns, four leaf clovers and pots of gold.
The race that reminds us of the power of story.
The race that knows how to die with aplomb.
The race that wrote the book on working hard & playing harder.
The race that knows the strength of family.
The race with the loveliest sweaters.
The race who know dancing cures many an ill.
The race that respects animals.
The race that creates the hottest firemen and officers.
The race you would want to be if you could choose!
And on top of all that:
The race that created 'Father Ted'
Enough Said!! ;)
(Gratefully not responsible for 'Lucky Charms' Cereal or Tom Cruise however tasty both may be...)
"If it ain't Irish, it's just not that funny."
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a kick ass nationality that knows how to fight,& drink,funniest people in the world,awsome to party with,greatest people on this mother fucking earth, dark or red hair and green or blue eyes are trademark
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the main reason why prohibition never worked out
when a irish man is sober he is 10 times more deadly then when durnk
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1. Someone who is from Ireland. the Irish have been given many stereotypes (both positive and negative)
2. some American who thinks it's cool to be Irish and so proclaims that they are indeed "Irish" because their great great grandfather may or may not have come from Ireland. see Poser.
Irishman: "i am from Ireland, thus i am IRISH"
Poser: "my Great, great Grandfather's cousin once met an Irishman, thus i am Irish"
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