Random
Source Code
Random
Another anti-Semitic dog whistle used by white supremacists, based on the lie that there were Israeli's dancing and celebrating when the twin towers were hit on 9/11.
anti-Semite: have you googled "dancing Israelis"??
other person: no, what's that??
anti-Semite: proof of who did 9/11, duh are you stoopid??
36👍 214👎
When your best friend is passed out, and you get his girl friend to do a bridge over top of him with her ass above his head. You then plough her over top of your best friend with your sagging nutsack slapping his nose.
drew: "yo look, brandon passed out on the kitchen floor"
riley: "key, let's get sarah and give him an israeli nasal slapper!"
27👍 13👎
changing lanes from one side of a 3 or more lane highway to the furthest inside or outside lane, using no signal and keeping constant speed.
Thanks to a lead foot and some israeli lane change skills, we made it to our engagement with time to spare.
477👍 144👎
To craftily avoid payment of something
'Was walking down the road when I saw one of those charities shaking buckets. Managed to avoid them with an Israeli Side-step.'
6👍 7👎
A sexual finishing move in which you scream "ISRAELI BATTLE RIFLE!" and then you proceed to dry shove your cock in your partner's ass. Once in you proceed to piss and wait until the urine shoots out your partner's nose.
"The bitch thought I was done then I hit her with the Israeli Battle Rifle.
A group of some of the worlds hottest males, fighting to defend their country and freedom in the middle east. Also absolute badasses
Birthright girl 1: Who's that guy?
Birthright girl 2: Hes an Israeli Defense Forces soldier.
Birthright girl 1: I'll fuck him later at the hotel
37👍 17👎
when a girl squirts in the air and a guy jizzes in the same path to form a streamline of squirt/jizz that lands in the chicks mouth
me and rachel made an Israeli Fire Hydrant last night that went 3 ft high
14👍 6👎