Calm Flex

A common NYC term used for when a person shows off or stunts but in a humble or modest way.

“Bro you just copped the new Bentley!?”
“Chill bro, no big deal, just a calm flex”

the sea is calm

When you have had just enough weed or alcohol and you are riding in that sweet spot. You feel good enough to converse with others, but removed enough that you are calm and happy. We all set sail in life, may the seas be calm.

I just had 2 shots and a gram of weed. The sea is calm

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Calm Yourself

"Calm Yourself" is a way to tell someone to shut the fuck up without sounding to rude.

Trey: Did you hear about sally the dinosaur?

Marcus: Calm yourself "shut the fuck up trey"

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calm clams

calm clams: a phrase used while under the influence of marijuana meaning that everything's okay.

"Dude i think that guy saw us smoking that pot"
"Nah dude relax! Were calm clams man!"
"Calm clams!"

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calm yo'self

calm down like seriously bro just chill

Becky: LOOK AT MY STOMACH ITS SERIOUSLY SO FAT LIKE I CANT GO OUT IN PUBLIC WEIGHING 100 LBS!!!!
Becky's boyfriend: Calm yo'self you look hot

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Calm up

The opposite of Calm down, Calmed up, Calming up.

Will you just calm down Katrina Lynn I didnt role the truck its just in the ditch. - Katrina- Im not calmed up! calm up

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calm down

an expression discoverd by a wise man named MISH

resulting in angry freshman

"dude i hate shakira" "calm the fuck down my friend" "serriously calm down"

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