blowing smoke up your ass

To say things deliberatly to anger someone. It comes from cockfighting where they blow smoke up a roosters ass before they put him into the ring to fight.

He's just blowing smoke up your ass, ignore him.

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up in your ass

Put your dick, fingers, leg, a bottle or whatever you want in somebody's ass.

Mike: Hey asshole (showing a finger)
Bob: Hey, this up in your ass

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sitting around with your thumb up your ass

Doing nothing.

What have you been doing all day? Sitting around with your thumb up your ass?

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Up your own ass

Constantly refers themself as being amazing at something

Keith, your're up your own ass all the time.

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up to your ass in alligators

Deep in shit way over your head.

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do you want my foot up your ass

when someone is acting or being stupid and you get mad this is what comes out of your mouth

why are you being an idiot, do you want my foot up your ass

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I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

The ultimate FUCK YOU.
I would rather watch you die from internal hellfire, rather than extinguish your flaming innards with my urine.

Suzie: Hey man you are a fucking dick, why do you treat everyone like shit?

Balls Hampton: Fuck you bitch! I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

Suzie: Weeps uncontrollably

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