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italian living in italy is somebody who actually says "we are the best in the world" (sounding in italian like "ui ar de best in de uold") and he means it. constantly is bragging about himself and italy while he never traveled away of his hometown.
Italians (thinking about football) say:"we are the best in the world!"
Rest of the World (thinking about culture, economy, aviation, military organization, transports, modern architecture, technology, engineering, basketball, baseball, tennis, olympics, and so on..) says: "Are you sure?"
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italian and living in italy is somebody who actually says "we are the best in the world" (sounding in italian like "ui ar de best in de uold") and he really means it. constantly is bragging about himself and italy while he never traveled away of his hometown. and if he did he evectually went back thinking more better of himself.
Italian (thinking about football) says:"italians are the best in the world!"
Rest of the World (thinking about culture, economy, aviation, military organization, transports, modern architecture, technology, engineering, basketball, baseball, tennis, olympics, and so on..) says: "Are you sure?"
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hot girls, good food, but a lot of italian-american guys are douchebags
"italian people' country is shaped like a boot"
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What I'm most proud to be. And it's not because our nonna's cook us food whenever we want, or because our houses are usually kick ass and spotless, or because most are blessed with good looks, or because Milan, Italy is the fashion capital of the world, or the funny accents, or family ties to the Mafia. It's because we're intellegent people. Most think Italian boys are John Gotti clones. I'd admit in some cases, this is true. Oh and ALL ITALIAN MEN SMELL GOOD. Have you ever gone to an Italian wedding and passed by all of the good looking boys in Armani suits?! They smell lovely. Italian women are dark usually and no, not all Italians can cook a good dish of pasta, only our grandparents can. Italians have contributed a lot to this world. And any Brit, Irish/Scottish lad, Japanese gangster, arrogant French man, Prideful Portuguese is hating on the Italians, JUST KEEP WISHING ONE DAY YOU'LL WAKE UP SMELLING GOOD IN AN ARMONI SUIT AND HAVING AN ITALIAN NONNA COOKING KICK ASS FOOD WHILE YOUR UNCLE TONY PLAYS CARDS WITH THE REST OF YOUR FAMILY WAITING FOR THE LASAGNA TO BE DONE.
John Gotti lookalike #1- *cuffs sleeves, puts aviators on* YAO YAO MAN YOU STEALIN MAH HAIR GEL?! YAO WHY ARE YOU STEALING MY HAIR GEL?! *talks really fastly mumbling fungulo*
Intellegent Italian: You're a disgrace to Italians. You're what makes me want to curl up in a ball and become Korean.
John Gotti lookalike#2- WOULD YOU JUST WATCH THE HAIR?!
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The most gorgeous people on this planet. Awesome hair. Soo sweet. Flirts.
Mary: Have you meet Jake? He is sooo hot!
Jane: OMIGOSH YES! He's a total Italian! ;)
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italian living in italy is somebody who actually says "we are the best in the world" (sounding in italian like "ui ar de best in de uold") and he means it. constantly is bragging about himself and italy while he never traveled away of his hometown.
Italians (thinking about football) say:"we are the best in the world!"
Rest of the World (thinking about culture, economy, aviation, military organization, transports, modern architecture, technology, engineering, basketball, baseball, tennis, olympics, and so on..) says: "Are you sure?"
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People from the country of Italy. We don't wear gold chains, or organized in the mafia. We don't have fake accents and eat pizza 24/7.
We are just normal people that need a chance. Everyone picks on us, because they act like we are 'white' which in fact, we are Latin. Yes. Latin. They say Italian girls are one of the prettiest in the world. We get picked on so much because of how our hair looks, or our brown eyes. Jealous much?
Our olive skin doesn't look disgusting. It makes us unique, along with everyone else.
We have a great culture, history, language, food, family, and lives.
I'm Italian. I'm proud. We're proud. We aren't concieted like you guys think we are, we are just living our lives the fullest and the best we make it.
Bob: YO DAWG IM ITALIAN AND I SPEAK ITALIAN! CIAO CIAO CIAO CIAO.
Alisia: Sia calmo! Non mi preoccupo!
Bob: ZOMG LIKE WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!
Alisia: If you really say you are 'Italian' and you 'speak Italian' you most likely will know.
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