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A person who acts like a pendejo, buts spread his pendejo like behavior to people around the vicinity.
We were all up in class telling jokes and shit like pendejo's, but pedro was spreading his own pendejo-itis around.
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The act of being weird klutzy, and in someways annoying. Is very outgoing, and honestly doesn't care about what people say. Said to be like an illness, and is highly contagious if you hang out with those who have it, the more you hang out with them, the faster you come into contact with it. (number can be taken into account)
Symptoms include:
Being more Klutzy
Is very loud
Good music taste
Easily entertained
VERY imaginative
Can be really weird
Person 1: She became really klutzy after talking to that one girl alot...
Person 2: I heard that one girl had Shayne-itis
Person 1: Well... thats another person lost to Shayne-itis...
Person 2: *sighs* thats the tenth person too...
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Startshit-itis is a social disorder which affects millions of individuals throughout our country, It refers to an affliction that causes the individual struggeling with this disorder, to "start shit" or create a dispute or in some instances begin a physical battle with someone for no reason other than they are bored
I hate going anywhere with Slim,,,, he has to get his startshit-itis under control before he gets us all shot.
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Someone who is continually butt-hurt by the actions of Dominic Cummings' trip to Barnard Castle to "test his eyesight" (see "To Do a Cummings"), and can't stop referring to Dominic Cummings' past actions, particularly in relation to absolving blame from themselves or inferring that an action can be lessened by "the Cummings defence", or someone who seeks to blame Dominic Cummings for any fallout of any incident, however remote it may seem.
See that rave people attended? That's because of Cummings.
"You're suffering from Cummings-itis"
The second Covid19 spike in cases is entirely down to Cummings testing his eyesight by going to Barnard Castle.
"You're definitely suffering from Cummings-itis", there's no known cure apart from less woke-ness.
Bloke got sacked for flying a banner over a football stadium, how comes he got sacked and Cummings got to keep his job?
"You're definitely suffering from a severe case of Cummings-itis".
An condition caused by the daily grind and stress of one's job or career to the extent that it becomes emotionally and physically unbearable.
JOB-ITIS builds in you over time and is caused by a combination of work situations, such as: having to work late, giving 150% and no one notices, hardly taking any vacation or sick time, pretending to ignore when your boss takes credit for your ideas, suffering the slings and arrows of the vicious political atmosphere in your office, getting passed over for that well-deserved raise or promotion, pretending not care when an underling is promoted above you just because he/she sucks up to the boss, feeling physically sick when you wake up on a work day or just walk into the office.
When a movie trailer spoils the jokes or plot of the film, ruining the movie goers experience.
Ted 2 suffers from Trailer-itis, all the best jokes were given to you in 2 minutes.
When you’re addicted to sniffing Vick’s VapoRub like a crackhead
Sophia has Sophia-itis!