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kim jong il

A small (5 foot 2 inches) Korean with a very small penis and hairy back. Has a ridiculous balding hairdo which looks like someone threw a wig in a cotton candy machine and glued the mess to his head, smells of old socks and has the fashion sense of a blind autistic child. Also cannot spek Engrish good.

Leader of a cruddy subcountry known as North Korea which houses a few half-assed nuclear weapons and a lot of starving gooks.

Kim Jong Il: I am cool
Dude: You are short, grow away

by Young Reezie January 24, 2008

1969πŸ‘ 401πŸ‘Ž


Kim Jong Un

A fatass who rules a mf country

Kim Jong Un is a leader of North Korea

by Nba raptors September 21, 2018

53πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


kim jong un

the double chin fag in charge of north korea

1-β€œhey have you heard about that bitch in north korea? i can’t remember his name.”
2-β€œ oh you mean kim jong un.”
3-β€œ yeah that’s the one!”

by dr. daddy drake November 26, 2018


Kim Jong-un

The supreme leader of North Korea. Interests consists of: listening to Katy Perry's "Firework", drinking Margaritas, and strolling aisle to aisle in North Korea's "grocery stores." Death caused by missile shot at his chopper while Jenny Lane's Firework cover in the background. Also, this all took place in the movie, "The Interview."

Person 1: So you want us to kill the supreme leader of North Korea?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: Holy shit, we need to kill Kim Jong-un

by UserNameTV January 2, 2015

139πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Kim Jong Il

A (now dead) communist leader. The misinformed may think that he is an actor, singer or dancer, but in fact he is not.

Kim Jong Il has died
But he is on Pluto now
Fighting a robot

by LunarDance December 22, 2011

31πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Kim Jong-Un

The crazy leader of North Korea who loves to intimiade the US and all the other Western Block countries by threatning to drop an atomic bomb on them at least once every day. His efforts, however, make the US laugh. Also, he does not really care about his people and leaves them very thin and underfed.
North Korea would collapse economically if it weren't for China's economic support. The army also uses very outdated WW2 equipment. China originally used them as a puppet state, but now N. Korea is looking as more of an embarrasment than anything else.

Guy 1: Who is Kim Jong-Un?
Guy 2: A *bleep* idiot. Need I say more?
Guy 1: He's the leader of North Korea, right?
Guy 2: Yeah. More like the only man still standing in that country.

by Glflegolas March 17, 2014

226πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž


kim jong coon

a little fat Asian black kid who is an annoying cunt

fuck of you lil kim jong coon chink bitch

by luc THE BOSSLUOBCJVIEBE November 28, 2017