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The unfortunate but hilarious consequence of having sex with a woman less than six weeks after a C-Section, resulting in the penis stabbing out of the closed wound. Commonly known to happen Kentucky.
Woman: WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR PENIS STICKING OUT OF MY BELLY BUTTON?!
Man: WOW this looks like a Jack in the box... A KENTUCKY Jack in the Box!
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While a person is getting their butthole licked, a rectal tickle occurs enticing a fart.
That bitch was such a whore I wasn't even embarrassed about unleashin the Jack in the Box.
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A metaphor for anything possessing no real qualities however is widely popular & loved.
Jersey Shore - A classic Jack in the Box Taco, grease and all.
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a crap you have been holding in all day and as soon as you get home and sit on the thrown one quick push your done and the bowl is totally full.
" I had to take a dump around noon but waited til I got home at 5, I sat on the crapper one push and it was the old Jack in the box shit.
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Back in the good old days, some Jack in the Box workers would throw in a free gift like a balloon after you ordered food. Later you could buy items of their now forgotten characters: Onion Ring Thing, Hambugermeister, Small Fry, Secret Sauce Agent and Jack.
Hey what's this in my bag?...a Jack in the Box surprise...cool!
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A Miami-Jack-in-the-Box is when a guy takes a small cardboard box (like a jack-in-the-box) with a lid, cuts out the bottom, places his penis through it, has a girl open it with her mouth, and then she gives him a blow job.
There is no example for the Miami Jack-in-the-Box.
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Jacking Off
The Act Of Jacking Off While Think Of A Male Friend.
Kyle Was Playing Jack In The Box While Thinking Of Dave!
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