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Jaeger- steaming pile of seaman.
Wowsers, look at the steaming Jaeger dripping from his bum.
A word for one individual meaning: Young Goat/ God. This person is an incredibly tenacious individual that surpasses most ordinary people.
he is the true villain. In comparison to most other villains of the series including reiner gabi etc with the excpetion of king frit, eren has never been brainwashed or manipulated into commiting awful crimes. Every choice he has made has been sourced by his own selfishness. He in fact manipulated Grisha and many others. First off eren is an awful person seperate even from his crimes. He treats every around him with apathy and extremely badly. He especially treats his close friends armin and mikasa like garbage. He treats Mikasa like an object and hever shows her any affection gratitude or kindness except in moments of extreme danger. He has never done anything good for anyone, all his actions are fueled by his own selfisheness and his lust for blood, including saving mikasa. Even his endeavour to kill all titans was inspired by what they did to his mother. Also, eren's crimes of mass genocide are completely unjustifyable. Trauma is not an excuse. Even levi, who suffered much much more never ever did something a tad unreasonable. Eren on the other had a whole support system he was too stupid to appreciater and still commits mass genocide. Eren is also unreasonable and immature in the way that he cant bring himself to understand the motivations behind gabi and reiners actions. On a whole eren is an awful person, has always been an awful person, and will always be an awful person. He does not deserve any sort of sympathy or justification
"eren jaeger is a bitchass selfish greasy musty gross ugly cannibalistic abusive attention whore"
Jaegerism (or Yaegerism) is an extreme, militant form of ethno-nationalism, which advocates for the complete and total genocide of all people outside of the ethnic group of the Jaegerist party. Jaegerism as a political philosophy was first articulated by Eren Jaeger, a fictional character on the anime/manga series 'Attack on Titan'.
"Some say Jaegerism went too far, but If those Jaegerists hadn't killed 6.8 biilion people, global warming would be even worse. "
A total bait and switch of an anime. It wasn't bad... But it's heavily implied that the main character is some kind of werewolf... So... I watch the whole thing... Waiting for him to activate his werewolf-mode... And as I'm watching I think "Well, their probably going to save it for, like, the climactic final battle or something" and... I WAS RIGHT! That's EXACTLY what happened... BUT... He doesn't transform into a fucking werewolf! Like... At all! Now... I know what you're thinking... "How is it possible that you were right about them saving his werewolf-mode for the climactic finale if he doesn't turn into a werewolf? If he doesn't transform into a werewolf, you weren't right! You can't be right AND wrong! That violates the law of non-contradiction! I'm a fucking bible-nerd!" That's the mind-fuck! His werewolf-mode is, like, his eyes glowing or something but he doesn't actually become a werewolf in any way, shape, or form! So you're sitting there, like, watching this show and the whole time they're bludgeoning you with the insinuation that this guy both is and WILL TRANSFORM INTO A WEREWOLF and this motherfucker activates his fucking "mode" and he proceeds to not become a wolf-man hybrid type creature AT ALL! He just smells good... Or... Well. He smells well throughout the show. That's it! It's like that fucking french Sherlock Holmes-esque detective show were he fucking smells shit. God, why is everything like that french detective show now!?
Hym "I mean... It's almost worth watching Sirius the Jaeger just to see him NOT turn into a werewolf. It isn't bad by any means. It kind of drones-on towards the end of the series but you know what would have fixed that? A CLIMACTIC SHOWDOWN WITH THE MAIN VAMPIRE ANTAGONIST WHERE THE MAIN CHARACTER TURNS INTO A FUCKING WEREWOLF!!! By the time they get to the flashback his tragic backstory (which is about 60% of the way through the show) I'm sitting there like 'Ok... Now turn into a werewolf! Show his family, like, fighting off the vampires by turning into a werewolf! Yes, very sad, now transform into a werewolf!' And it just doesn't happen! And then it DOES HAPPEN! But it doesn't happen AT ALL! Like, not even a little bit! The didn't even bother to do a Supernatural, half-werewolf transformation! His eyes just glow or something or, like, it's heavily implied that he has activated his werewolf powers in, like, a new way that was out of his reach until the final showdown! His nails could have grown! ANYTHING could have happened! Even Inuyasha's nails grew! And he's just a dog man!"
Whatever means you get home after a night of binge shots of jaegermeiester
Thanks to a jaeger scooter, Chris made it home after 6 double shots of the German champagne
Biggest Eren and Yeat Meat muncher
I meat munch Eren Jaeger Jr all day mamsmsman