Thelonious Jagger

a gay dude who plays basketball (also known as Tj) in the tv show andi mack. him and cyrus hit it off in season three. (favorite muffin: blueberry macadamia)

"Thelonious Jagger is totally gay for cyrus" "I know right lol"

Jagger Rosenthal

A friggin guy whomst considers himself a master comedian, nothing can make this immature delinquent. his comedic prowess consists of random images coupled with similarly random text, making according to Jagger as completely and utterly hilarious.

"DUDE LOOK AT THIS FUNNY MEME OF A LOW QUALITY HONDA CIVIC THAT SAYS BREAST MILK", Dude, don't be such a Jagger Rosenthal

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Jagger pants

Tight pants that make you look, and feel like a rockstar. Even if you can see EVERYTHING that's in them.

For example- see the one's Mick Jagger wears.

"I'm going to a concert tonight, where are my Jagger pants?"

"Man, those jeans are tight, are you sure they aren't Jagger pants?"

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mick jagger

biggest slut in the industry

1. damn, Mick why you have to be such a slut?

2. Mick Jagger: Romping everything from Bianca to Bowie.

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Thick Jagger

The porn alias for Jerome from Connellsville. Known for his huge Johnson and making multiple women come on screen with just a wink.

Man, I put that ho to sleep. I pulled a Thick Jagger on her.

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Swagger Jagger

The STD you get if you bang a chav. Results in painful screeching sounds from the inflicted person.

Matt went out with Kelly, who has a notorious rep as a chav, last night. The next day he was screaming so badly that the neighbourhood complained repeatedly. He has Swagger Jagger

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Jagger Bombs

Is a drink made of Jägermeister, Monster or redbull and Vodka is specially the best drink to start the party, and they are countable

I only drink 5 Jagger Bombs to get drunk

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