If you know a Jaey, you're a very lucky person. He is always a great person to be around, will always put others infront of him and will make you look the best you can possibly be. Callum's are very generous, sexy, loving, caring, sweet, sensitive, HOT, humorous, good to cuddle, sexy body and very good in bed. They are there to help you in any situation and always there for a shoulder to cry on. They are very protective towards their girlfriends and would stick up for them no matter what and can't wait for a future with that one particular girl. They're also one of the most competitive people you will ever meet, and, no doubt, they're already plotting how to go pro on that new (200th) hobby they've picked up. Smart? More like genius.
- Hey, you know that Jakey dude?
- Yeah. You gon' talk about his recent win in the national coding competition?
- Yeah, his code was so compact and optimized it was fucking great bro!
- Man, I envy him.
Jealous; in your feelings ,mad your girlfriend banged all your friends; mad you plowed your girl with your dude
The best person in the world,aside from Zach's (is that how you say that) they have constant mood changes and specifically hate people with the name Zoe.
Guess who made this.Just guess.Jakey
A jakey is a boy that usuay goes for petite women, jakeys are also very much known to flex their valuables such as their airpods
Heck I just dropped my airpod, oh well guess I'll just buy a new pair
You're such a jakey
When painting over badly chipped nails to look classier.
"Ew Hazel you can't go out with your nails rotten like that, you look like a tinker!"
"I have no time Ashleigh, how are we supposed to make the taxi to head to the club!?!?"
"Quick Jakey Paint in the taxi will sort you out"
"Ahh The Jakey Paint, what a life saver"