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Jakob is a sexy red head who had sex with my cousin and broke my heart
Jakob is a bastard
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That one friend that always wants to be by himself and wants to kill himself and on top of all of that chaos he is extremely emo making everyone around him uncomfortable leaving everyone to think what if he shoots up the school
Oh no, what is Jakob reaching for!
Jakob please don’t pull it.
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Jakob is someone who is super intelligent. This may seem like a good thing at first, but a Jakob is a person who will throw the fact that he is intelligent in your face at every opportunity, becoming increasingly annoying until you want to beat the hell out of them and throw them into an open grave. Jakobs are usually ginger, with extraordinarily large glasses, and have no soul. They are also extremely socially awkward. Rumor has it that the Zodiac Killers real name was Jakob. They have no morals, and their only rules in life are to make life as miserable as possible. If you ever meet a Jakob, either execute them immediately or run away as fast as humanly possible.
Jakob is a jackass.
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Jakobs are bitches that like to talk to more than one girl at a time and doesn't know when to give up on asking a girl for nudes. Jakobs just don't understand the meaning of no! If your looking for a relationship don't go for a Jakob and if you do good luck!
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Jakob cheated on me with three girls
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A whore-mongrel who likes chicken
Your mom is a Jakob...
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He is a creep who will follow u around at school who thinks you like him when you don’t. He will get to stalker lvl 10000 and it’s to the point where your scared to be near him. He also likes to send anonymous messages to u saying it’s not him even tho u know it’s him. Sometimes you just need to get away from him
Oof there’s a Jakob over there
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Weird guy with bad personality. Tends to hang out at his house and eats weird foods. Jakob’s also have very weird friend groups and is a simp.
We should hang out with Jakob!
No, he’s with a weird person.
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