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Jakob

Jakob is someone who is super intelligent. This may seem like a good thing at first, but a Jakob is a person who will throw the fact that he is intelligent in your face at every opportunity, becoming increasingly annoying until you want to beat the hell out of them and throw them into an open grave. Jakobs are usually ginger, with extraordinarily large glasses, and have no soul. They are also extremely socially awkward. Rumor has it that the Zodiac Killers real name was Jakob. They have no morals, and their only rules in life are to make life as miserable as possible. If you ever meet a Jakob, either execute them immediately or run away as fast as humanly possible.

Jakob is a jackass.

by Ujiyasu Suekata November 14, 2018

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Jakobe

A terrible person. Most likely a psychopath, and will probably ruin your life. Jakobes tend to be very aggressive and have severe anger issues, and no redeeming qualities. Jakobes are AWFUL people, and are likely to be the perpetrator in sexual harassment and assault situations, as they only care about themselves and take whatever they want, regardless of the clear “No”s and “Please stop”s. They’re terrifying as well, and will do what they can to try and make you scared of them. They’ll threaten you, and cuss you, and try as hard as they possibly can to make you regret speaking up for something THEY did. Jakobe’s dont deserve anything good in life, because they most likely ruined someone elses life already.

Have you heard of Jakobe S*****?

The rapist psychopath with really bad anger problems? Yeah, he should be in prison.

by Imjusttellingmytruth November 15, 2018

11👍 23👎


Jakob

Jakobs are bitches that like to talk to more than one girl at a time and doesn't know when to give up on asking a girl for nudes. Jakobs just don't understand the meaning of no! If your looking for a relationship don't go for a Jakob and if you do good luck!

Guess what
what
Jakob cheated on me with three girls

by woofwoofbarkwoof May 1, 2018

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Jakob

A whore-mongrel who likes chicken

Your mom is a Jakob...

by Legion of Chicken September 28, 2008

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Jakob

He is a creep who will follow u around at school who thinks you like him when you don’t. He will get to stalker lvl 10000 and it’s to the point where your scared to be near him. He also likes to send anonymous messages to u saying it’s not him even tho u know it’s him. Sometimes you just need to get away from him

Oof there’s a Jakob over there

by Syders999 April 16, 2018

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Jakob

Weird guy with bad personality. Tends to hang out at his house and eats weird foods. Jakob’s also have very weird friend groups and is a simp.

We should hang out with Jakob!

No, he’s with a weird person.

by Ok121413 March 27, 2020

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Jakob

Some annoying boy in my art class😂😂😂

Jakob:throws a paper ball at me

Brianna:rolls eyes

by Idcughh April 3, 2018

4👍 10👎