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Janitor Girl

The one and only insanely hot janitor that works at spotsylvania mall. You'll do a triple take when you see her washing windows and mopping floors. No one knows her name or where she came from, we just know she's hot. The whole town knows who she is but no one really knows her. The mystery Janitor Girl. Gods gift to Fredericksburg VA

matt: I bet i can get any girls number

mark: I dare you to ask the Janitor Girl for her number!
matt: oh my god, I can't. she's out of my league!

by xxxthatonedudexxx March 26, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Janitor

The Janitor is where you shave off your GF's pubic hair. Then, super glue it to the tip of your penis, then ejaculate on her(not in her). The mop it up using the Super glued pubic hair.

Gf-Man, I feel so clean now
BF- Yeah, thanks to the Janitor

by AfricaByTotoLover1234567890 May 22, 2019

1๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Salty Janitor

When someone licks your balls clean after a sweaty activity like a trip to the gym or an intense run.

She gave me a Salty Janitor last night. Licked the boys squeaky clean.

by CaptainPoopy May 11, 2015


Spam Janitor

Another term for a moderator of a message board or chat room.

Person 1: These trolls are out of control! So much spam!
Person 2: Where's the damn spam janitor??

by SJLC February 13, 2012


dirty janitor

During missionary sex after a long night of drinking and debauchery; the man throws-up on the woman's chest right when he is about to cum, then right before ejaculation he wipes his cock all over the vomit covered chest as he cums as if it were a mop.

"Mike was sooo drunk that he preformed the dirty janitor for the first time! Then, I came!"

by 1978dRuMmErMaN August 4, 2014

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


digital janitor

Office job that mostly involves cleanup and maintenance of digital databases or files; such as backup, restoration, updates, upgrades, purges, archiving, etc. Requires a modicum familiarity with basic computer operations including file and database management but little in the way of problem solving skills or creativity.

His business card might call him a Database Administrator but he's really just a glorified digital janitor.

by wurdnerd November 20, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Janitor Tail

A grouping of garbage bags that hangs from the back pocket to create a tail like effect.

"Frank: Hey Bill, that's one swell janitor tail!
Bill: Why thanks Frank!"

"My janitor tail is trippin'."

by Bill the Janitor July 26, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž