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A man with a legendary sized penis who dresses extremely fly. Usually of Brazilian decent.
1. Damn he must be a Jared!!
2. If only I could be a Jared. Then i could one day be king.
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Jared is a very caring guy but can get angry real quick but would never hurt a girl he'd only protect her, he's a Capricorn. He's has a very big heart. His smile could brighten up anyone's day. You'll fall inlove at first sight just like I did. His jokes are corny but always make you laugh. He put in so much effort into a relationship because he cares he would never let you down. He's charming, smart, funny, sweet, cute, sexy, he's everything You would ever wanted! Everybody may not see how perfect he is but boy do I see it. The sex is great ! Especially with Capricorns ! All I can say is that you'll never go wrong with Jared . Jared is a prize winner that is willing to happen. You may live far away but not that far cause your so worth waiting for.
Jared is the best damn thing that has ever walked on this plant
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Ditching your bros for a girl.
I hate to pull a Jared man, but she wants to go to the medieval fair.
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19. Never learned how to fucking read. It's been years, Jared. You need to go to school. Your family is begging you to get an education and learn how to read. Jared, please.
Hey waddup, I'm Jared, 19, and I never learned how to fucking read.
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Tall, awesomely cute guy. Who knows how to be sensitive and sweet, but he also knows how to be a man. He is addicted to video games. He loves to make videos and film things. He can be laid back and hes very shy. His curly hair is amazing and his dark brown eyes are pretty. He has the best voice. hes the best boyfriend one could ever have. girls tend to leave their boyfriends for him. Hes quiet, sometimes so much that its annoying. But hes easy to love. he knows many people despite his quietness.
i just spent the whole day with Jared and we went shopping, hes such a nice guy
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The most amazing guy you could ever meet. You'll fall completely head over heels for this guy. He's got the perfect smile, eyes, personality, looks, body, everything. You will want nothing more then to be with him. But, he's a hardcore player. He'll leave you heartbroken. He expects you to give him chances after chances when he messes up, bur when you do, you're already out of the picture. You will definitely enjoy the time you got to spend with Jared.
You: "damn.. I really think I love Jared! But he totally played me..."
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1. a top notch baller marked by disticnt good looks, a solid A in geometry honors, and man uggs.
2. a passionate capricorn who possesses a blazing love for vanilla icing, the xgames, and rock band.
3. someone amazing.
*also see BEAR
Cara is so incredibly lucky, I wish I could have a Jared!
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