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Pencil dick having ass who is the definition of a 2-pump-chump (see also: 1-minute wonder) -- Makes up for where he lacks downstairs with his awful, boring personality. Fuck yourself, Jarvis.
Brandy: Really, less than a minute again?
Jarvis: It's in my nature, babe. I can't fix it. Let's go grab some numbing gel.
A moment that could be described as poggers
FartMaster69: Bro that was so poggers
Sakthivelan: A proper Jarvis moment
The eyes may close or appear 'lazy' when under the influence of alcohol or severe intoxification. However the person may not be asleep, but will have the appearance of being asleep.
A few too many Jagerbombs, a few minutes later... boom and the lids are closed. Commonly known as 'Jarvie Eyes'.
When two sisters hook up with the same guy’s boar shank!
We pulled a Trent Jarvis last night but one sister got sloppy seconds!
A Fortnite player that was so bad he used aimbot to get better
I met a man he was FaZe Jarvis
The act of riding on top of a guy while the mans penis is inside of you moving around in a hula hoop action because your vagina is a gaping black hole.
Look at Autumn Jarvis "GO"! she can do the JARVIS SCOOP so WELL!!!
Some hunky piece of Scottish prime meat. Often referred to as a "sound guy".
Is known to have extremely large testicles , he is often referred to as the McNuts... Goes by various names, Chas, Chuck, Chico, Cheeks, Charlie
"That Charlie Jarvis has some size of baws" ~ Brian McSween