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Something us heathen can safely say and only offend half as many people as we would have if we had actually said "Jesus Christ"
Jebus Rice! My balls are so chaffed
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After Jebus died he lost control of his intestines. When he became a zombie, he had a Jebus dingleberry stuck to his hairy legs.
Duuude! Check out the Jebus dingleberry on my poodle's butt!
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Wow! That's nice. You could say it was quite the Jebus parp.
A popular player in Zombie Panic, a mod for HL2.
His popularity may have been increased due to other sources, but he chose the name without knowledge of any other origin.
Many players claim to belong to the Church of Jebus, and use his name in place of Jesus.
Comedic name often cried out in shock, or just for laughs.
"SWEET JEBUS!!!"
"Jebus is just better than you."
"Jebus...save me Jebus"-often said when about to die, or when surrounded my moronic players who do not know the difference between a hand grenade, and a plastic pear.
"Sweet Jebus"-exclamation of shock and awe, or just complimenting Jebus on an awesome kill.
"FOR JEBUS"-battle cry
"My friend, my brother, my Jebus..."-sombody saved your azz and you are nearly dead.
"Sweet Zombie Jebus"-play on Zombie Jesus/
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An utterance often screamed out after a terrifying or startling instance.
"Oh Sexy Jebus! Oh Sexy Jebus, help meh!"
A new strain of highly contagious fast acting STI, consisting of dried mucus around the genitalia. Very commonly spread in party’s set in the 80s.
Johnny gave Sandy his crusty jebus last night