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(Grammatically incorrect.) A member of Jehovah's Witnesses.
Grammatically correct form: He is one of Jehovah's Witnesses.
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a person who believes in Jehovah the Only God, and tries to save lifes just like Jesus and his disciples in the first century.
I'd really like to learn about the Bible with a Jehovah's Witness
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Wicked evil people who show up on your doorstep at 3 in the morning and ask stupid questions such as (Note: the proper responses are listed below questions):
1. Have you found Jesus?
PR: Why NO. Why don't you come in and help me look for him? Sumbitch must be around here somewhere!
2. Would you like a copy of Watchtower?
PR: Thank you sir/madam. I needed some more kindling. (take publication, walk over to fireplace, and throw it in).
3. Would you like to donate to our ministry here in (insert town here)?
PR: I would but I am opposed to A. Panhandling B. Government Controlled Religious freaks.
Man them damned Jehovah's Witnesses came knockin again this morning.
What'd you do bro?
Answered the door naked.
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A religious sect of Christianity, now deemed a cult, that spreads itself to as many people as possible. Claiming the end of the world is nearing, they say it is their duty to preach to all to save them. Only Jehovah's Witnesses will survive the end. Though they may seem peaceful, nice and loving, "hardcore" Jehovah's Witnesses are infact nearly terrorist, violent, hateful, racist and overall, disgusting people. They spread anti-semitism, believe in hating the United States, Israel, the United Nations and homosexuals. They previously have been on 20/20 for sexual molestation charges within the church. They are one step lower than terrorist extremeists and preach many falsehoods that they cannot backup. The horrors do not stop there, as charges of molstation and racism are only the beginning. Along with those come, trespassing, assault, harassment, battery, terrorism, manslaughter and hate crimes. They believe in not accepting vital medical help such as organ transplants and blood transfusions and if a JW parent's child is critically injured and needs such a medical treatment, the religion prohibits it. The child, even if could be saved and fully recover, is told they must die.
I got visited by Jehovahs Witnesses today, they tried blocking me from shutting the door on them.
Those damn Jehovah's Witnesses keep harassing me every weekend.
Quick! Shut the door and lock it, the Jehovahs Witnesses are coming. Call the police!
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Crazy fools who suck all the joy from life and will try to sneak in under the radar and do the same to you.
Me: Hey, can I have a random wheel barrel of fruit and vegetables too?
JW:No! You're Methodist and an impure demon!
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The only faith that adheres to bible truths and tries their best to live the way Jesus Christ taught them. Jesus regularly went door to door, teaching others about God and making disciples, baptizing them. JWs also are the only faith to regularly use God's name, which is a command in the bible. Some of you people really need to do some research before you post in here. For example, rule numer one:
"1. Write for a large audience. The whole world's going to read your definition. Give background information so they understand your entry."
Why don't you people try reading the bible once in a while? You might learn something. Oh, the early members of the religion NEVER conspired with Hitler against the Jews. Who came up with that lie? Jehovah's Witnesses were persecuted and put in concentrations camps along with the Jews, even killed in the gas chambers.
Good Grief!!! Blood transfusions? How many people do YOU know contracted AIDS from tainted blood? Remember the pope??? Chagas Disease??? The bible is very clear on Gods view of the sanctity of blood. "Abstain from blood..." Please look up the word "abstain."
Those who are scorned and put out of the congregation have a lifetime of chances to return. Most who don't just don't want to live their lives morally and in accord with bible principles. It's their loss. Remember, when the catholics excommunicate, it's for life.
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Jehovah's Witnesses are irritating god botherers
Jehovah's Witnesses: god! god! listen to me god! oi god!
god: oh piss off and help an old lady across the road or something!
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