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A term most famously used by the YouTube sensation that is Peter cane dog training meaning jacking off a “ween”
“She put me on the floor and started jerkin’ the ween”
When one moves his hand in a motion that resembles masturbating. This is usually done when another person is speaking to show how uninterested you are in what he or she has to say. Slow jerkin must be done in a slower fashion that most are used to in order to exaggerate how boring or lame the person's story is. When executing this you MUST ALWAYS finish and preferably act out cumming on yourself. Once you get good at this you can try more advanced techniques such as slow jerking the person who is speaking and then making both of yours touch. Also eye contact is crucial in slow jerkin.
Person 1: Hey how's it going?
Person 2: Well not too good actually, my girlfriend doesn't like the same kind of music as me. My apartment doesn't get enough southern light and the rug I just got really clashes with the rest of my furnit... OH DUDE YOUR DOIN IT TOO SLOW THATS NOT HOW YOU DO THAT
Person 1: (Slow Jerkin while maintaining eye contact)
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choking the chicken beating off smackin and Wackin
(use females' hand when availble), put lube on hand and and stroke cock
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Slang for the holy practice of masturbating.
(Ted sees Ed's room is a complete shitstorm of messiness)
Ted: "Ed, have you been Jerkin' the Gherkin?"
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The sexual act of inserting a Zooper Dooper into your asshole, clinching it with your cheeks, then proceeding to pass it into your lover's mouth.
Originally named for internet memelord Tom Jerkin.
"Was with an Aussie luv last night, gave her the ol' Tom Jerkin and she went bloody wild!"
Jerking with jergens lotion for women.
"Bro I'm out." "Just do it like me, jerkin with jergens."
When Jacking Off in a sneaky manner publicly. also known as pocketpool
i was lurkin and jerkin is spanish is jizzed on some chicks backpack.
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