jesus heratio christ

the H in Jesus H. Christ means Heratio pronounced: Her-aye-she-oh

Jesus Heratio Christ stop breaking into my fucking house!

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jesus effing christ

See "JesusFuckingChrist" definition

Jesus Effing Christ-
Unlike the expletive, "JesusFuckingChrist", "JesusEffingChrist" is a PG-13 or a PG-rated version. Rules follow below

{Article 1, REV 4} Any teen through adult is permitted to utter this phrase safety without guidance from an adult or fear of being damned to hell for eternity.

{Article 2.} Any pre-teen absolutely needs to gain permission and guidance from a parent or guardian. (Eternal Hellfire is not reserved exclusively for adults. God will burn babies forever if rules are not followed) See Samaria vs. God. Bible verse HOSEA 13:16 KJV.

Jesus H Christ

Jesus Christ’s middle name. Some say it’s “Harold” or “Holy” but it is yet to be confirmed. Also used as a phrase to express unsettlement.

1) Let’s pray to our lord and saviour baby Jesus H Christ!

2) *guy stubs toe* JESUS H CHRIST!

Jesus Tapdancing Christ

An exclamation showing extreme surprise, anger, frusteration, or pain. Because it is mildly blasphemous, it should be used only under the most extreme of negative situations.

I think my left not just got run over by a car...JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST!

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jesus H. christ

The H stands for Jesus' favorite fruit, honeydew melon.

"Jesus H. Christ! Will you please shut up already?!"

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jesus h christ

What you can say when you are extremely disgusted, shocked, suprised, etc.

Jesus H Christ, that fart smells like rotten ass.

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jesus harry christ

what the h in jesus h christ stands for

Jesus Harry Christ Dave FUCK OFF!!!

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