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jihad: Traditionally the definition was to retaliate against an enemy or injustice for religious Islamic reasons, but modern use by non-Muslims have used the word sarcastically to describe retaliation against an enemy for any purpose.
"My friend told me she was at a bar in L.A. and she heard Bob say, "If I don't get my next drink soon; I'm going to jihad this place!!!"
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an negative exclamation. said with a raised voice. emphasis on second syllable. developed soon after 9/11 in order to take a word precious to extremists and use it in a derogatory manner.
Billy: "Jihad!"
Billy's Mom: "What happened, honey? Are you all right?"
Billy: "yeah, I just stubbed my toe."
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When someone dedicates all of their energy to one particular task for a limited period of time.
Originated at a greenhouse in mid-Michigan.
We need to get this done fast. Go Jihad.
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When a Middle Eastern man is face fucking a Middle Eastern woman. Originates from the Sherdog OT.
"I walked in on my Middle Eastern roommate Jihading his wife-to-be on the couch"
"Upon informing her family that she had been defiled during a rough jihading, they proceeded to stone her to death"
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jihad is a muslims or muso's version of a can of whoop ass.. It is used to describe the intensity of physical violence that will be unleashed. In theory an infidel could open only 1/2 a can of whoop ass and regulate the intensity or even leave some of it unused. But a jihad only comes in whole complete units and once unleashed must be used in its entirety.
I swear if that infidel doesn't start respecting my faith I'm gonna Jihad all over his ass...
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A meme jihad is a word play of the Muslim term of jihad, where an individual sacrifices his meme magic for the greater good. It consists of a blitzkrieg-like raid on and certain individual or a group of individuals. The tactics used to do this are as follows:
1- Beheading normies
2- Rampant shitposting
3- Spamming
4- Trolling
5- Praising the lord kek
Let's meme jihad, my dude.
#LoveJihad for many ill minded is a method of increasing children to the fold of foot soldiers of a desert cult ideology to fight as fighters for ISIS like terror outfits.
The UN security council has unanimously backed action against this evil death cult in both Syria and Iraq.
Beware of intention of the proposal girls, they get funding for Love Jihad.
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