Jimming

To Jim is to eat too much trail mix or similar high-protein roughage to the point where it destroys your abdominal lining, forcing you to go to the hospital.

Hey son, don't go Jimming all your trail mix now, we still have a few more miles to hike!

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Jim

A person staring at Michael through his window and blinds.

Jim peers at Michael "you will be my senpie."

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Jim

Someone who runs from the undead

SALINA: JIM ITS THE INFECTED

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Jimming

Verb;providing services to your female friend/companion and receiving ZERO reciprocal benefits for an extended period of time

Adam has been "jimming" Rachael for three months now

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Jim it

To go to bed early, especially in the case of missing the late night NFL game.

Alternatively, intentionally missing your own team on TV in order to go to bed.

"I can't be arsed to watch the late game, I might just do a Tim and Jim it."

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jimming

When you are constantly on your period and get upset over little bull shit for no reason. Jimming often occurs when sand is in or around the vagina, or from banging mad dudes.

he is really jimming over the word arieling

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Jim

Jim is a rockstar martial arts specialist and the very best friend in the world that anyone could ask for. He's around 6'4 but you would swear he's like 7 feet tall. He would die for any of his friends, HUGE heart, kindest person you will ever meet, good at everything, smart, and has his own sexiness about him....especially if he's a ginja.

Dude 1: Dude, who the hell is that guy that just broke that tree in half with his foot?

Dude 2: Oh, that's Jim!

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