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Johan is defined as fierce, beastly, and untamed. Mode is defined as a way of operating or using a system, So to be in Johan mode is to go hard, not allowing anything to stop or deter you from your mission . Basically, this means when someone’s in Johan mode, they are not to be fucked with!
Look at him, he is going Johan Mode!
Damn his KD is crazy high, he is totally going Johan Mode.
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Johan is the definition of sexy.
-Did you see that guy walk past?
-Of course, I saw Johan / Johannes walk past, my pants could barely contain it.
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a dirty johan is an explicit sexual act which occurs when a man and a woman are engaged in intercourse, two German midgets (one named Johan) enter and defocate on the females chest and facial areas. Shortly after, the men smear the fecal matter into specific patterns, replicating a German adapatation of the Karma Sutra. After the traditional smearing and design, the German midget circle the female while chanting the German word for shit, or "shizer". To finalize the ceremonial tradition, the woman subsequently engages in intercourse with both the original male and both German midgets. It is mandated in German tradition that consumation of the tradition only occurs when the woman has all three parties participating in simultaneous penetration.
During my trip through Eastern Europe, I was absolutely delighted by my experience at one particular brothel. At this place of business, was when I first experienced the dirty johan. At first, I was slightly apprehensive. However, I must say the German men were terrific and to be honest, I've never seen anything quite as breath taking as a woman, covered in feces, begging for rougher anal, vaginal and oral penetration. Needless to say, I was quite pleased. Oh and by the way, this brothel was in a small corner of South Eastern Berlin. I can provide the name of the place if necessary. Happy hunting my fellow noble men!
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He is the biggest man-woman you will ever meet. Not sure if he is gay but is definitely a woman. Quite annoying tbh and addicted to instagram
Hey imagine being Johan Christopher! Could never be me!
Carl-Johan is a male name (based on a king) and is very popular in Sweden. Carl-Johan is such a romantic and guy with his partner. love from a Carl-Johan is very special.. He looks very tough but is calm and harmonic inside. He is very loving, has a big heart and cares for everyone..if you break his heart.. he will be very sad.. if you are kind to him, he can show you love like no other.. You are a lucky person if u have a connection with a Carl-Johan.
You see that guy.. He's a Carl-Johan
He is so bad at basketball and he is so retarted he always airballs and bricks every single 3 pointer
Person:Is johan gay?
Me: Yes Johan is gay
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An annoying person which loves to say random facts that no one cares about
Johan emil: did you know that i am annoying?
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