Johnny

Johnny seems awesome at first, hilarious, nice, cool, and flirty. You'll fall for him immediately. It feels like love at first sight. You might hang out with him when it's convenient for him. He might be bored and figure that he might find someone to pass the time with. He'll hang out with you and make you trust him. And then he'll lead you on. He'll flake on your plan's. And in the end you'll be absolutely crushed. He will break you. It might take you 6+ months to get over him. Nut the mark he left on you will never leave.. you'll always be reminded of him. It was a dream turned nightmare.

Girl 1: Who do you have a crush on?

Girl 2: Johnny...

Girl 1: Come one. You've liked him for almost a year.

Girl 2: I can't forget him.

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Johnny

See "Johnson(s)"
n: A generic word for almost any person, place or thing.

1: Hey, pass me that Johnny over there.
2: Let's go drink a few Jonnies tonight.

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Johnny

Is rich

"Man I want a mansion"

"Ask Johnny!"

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Johnny

The dude that's marching home again.

"When Johnny comes marching home again,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
We'll give him a hearty welcome then
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The men will cheer and the boys will shout
The ladies they will all turn out
And we'll all feel gay when Johnny comes marching home!"

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Johnny

It’s a life style

Working the Johnny life at OD1

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Johnnys

Pocket(pair in the hole) Jacks as a starting hand on Texas hold'em poker

He went all in with the Johnnys but was called by a guy with Aces. Unlucky!

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a johnny

When you shit and turds come flying out of your ass faster than a Nolan Ryan fast ball it hits the back of the john(ha-ha) and explodes into pieces flipping pieces of johnny turd back on your own ass

Don't hold it too long Mikey, you might end up pulling a johnny.

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