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A “K-J” is an undercover homosexual that engages in homosexual activity but thinks that his community is falling for it when in fact everybody knows that he’s a homosexual but nobody brings it up.
That Kai Johnson character really thought that nobody knew he was sticking it to that Ryan Domschot when it was completely obvious to everyone...
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To be a waste of space and having a fetish for plastics.
"I should probably give a shit about the world burning, but, fuck it, I'll Ron Johnson this shit."
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A Hippy Johnson is an ex-hippy that sold out to the corporate world. "I used to be against censorship, now I think I'll cancel your membership."
"He used to be against censorship, now he'll probably cancel your membership. What a hypocrite; typical hippy Johnson."
One man. Two hands. One Ass. Kirk Johnson.
Kirk Johnson is the star of the famous shock site goatse.cx.
That hole is as big as Kirk Johnson's
A way of saying lick my penis - Ligma (lick my) Johnson (Johnson aka penis)
I am Rahul Ligma, this is Daniel Johnson. CNBC: "Story of Ligma Johnson. "
One of the greatest pitchers in the history of Major League Baseball.
Randall David "Randy" Johnson (born September 10, 1963), nicknamed "The Big Unit", is a former American Major League Baseball left-handed pitcher. During a 22-year career, he pitched for six different teams.
The 6-foot-10-inch (2.08 m) Johnson was celebrated for having one of the most dominant fastballs in the game. He regularly approached, and occasionally exceeded, 100 miles per hour (160 km/h) during his prime. He also threw a hard, biting slider. Johnson won the Cy Young Award five times, second only to Roger Clemens' seven.
Johnson finished his career first in strikeouts per nine innings pitched among starting pitchers (10.67), second all-time in total strikeouts (4,875; first among left-handed pitchers), third in hit batsmen (188), tenth in fewest hits allowed per nine innings pitched (7.24), 22nd in wins (303), and 57th in shutouts (37). He pitched two no-hitters, the second of which was the 17th perfect game in baseball history. He won a world series with the Arizona Diamondbacks in 2001.
Did you see that fastball by Randy Johnson?
Yeah, now you see it, now you dont.
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A dick that you believe to be the biggest dick in the world.
“The guy I saw last night. Huge dick. Probably the biggest in the world. A Ron Johnson if I ever saw one.”