One of the best dudes you could ever meet, highly entertaining, Constantly seeking more INPUT. Rides around on tank treads, and can shoot out an explosive laserrrr
Also seen in the classic movie: "short circuit"
Man 1: look at him go!
Man 2: he's a real Johny-5
This is when you absolutely fucking destroy your pants with explosive shit, have to walk with them to the toilet, empty it out and dump your underpants out the window. Known as a Johny Poo-Poo Incident.
My brother had a Johny Poo-Poo Incident in English class yesterday.
when a group of homeless 52 year olds gang rapes a 7 year old.
hey guys, we should johny boi wick that 7 year old...
A faggot who thinks he's better than everyone and has a small Irish dick the size of a caterpillar
God there's johny AppleSteed
The freshest guy around, a proud Ukrainian with a love for Arbuz who everyone always listens to. Idolised by many, matched by none.
"Wow, is that Johny Sergeiovich Flick over there? He is so fresh!"
- "I could really use some Arbuz right now..."
- "Just ask Johny Sergeiovich Flick, he always has some to share."
an amazing basketball player he gets all the ladies and is handsome everyone should have a johny in their lives
Johny is so hot