Mike Jonesing

Attempting to gain popularity or make a name for yourself by saying your name aloud, putting your phone number on your shirt, or talking about yourself in the third person.

This guy in the mall was Mike Jonesing; his phone number was printed on his t-shirt.

Guess who I saw at Wendy's?
Who?
Mike Jones!

Weezy Baby! Birdman J R!

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Lucky Joneser

A man in the middle of a pig roast.

Warren was into both dudes, so he became their Lucky Joneser.

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jonesing

Of or pertaining to Indiana Jones type of behavior.
i.e. A strong need or desire to do something adventurous.

"I've been Jonesing for some backpacking."

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indiana jonesing

1. To have a strong desire to go Indiana.
2. To have a strong desire to use a whip, find artifacts, and sleep with countless babes.

Dave - Did you see that hot Nazi chick?
Ray - Yeah man, I'm Indiana Jonesing to bust out my whip and show her a thing or two.

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Mike Jonesing

(N.) A sexual position in which a male performs oral upon another man, preferably in a high school bathroom.

Dude 1: I hope V.P. Mrs. Jones doesn't find out that Mike Jones was Mike Jonesing Isaac Cady again on school ground!
Dude 2: Me too.

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bridget joneses

Big full-coverage women's underpants

The wind blew up my skirt, but at least I had on my bridget joneses

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mad jonesing

Used in the same way as the word "yearning."

Yo son, pass me the j, I'm mad jonesing for a hit.