A Black Jono is a breed of slim bois who tends to be the sideline to whoever is near them. They don't tend to be very brave or admirable they are however weak scrawny and sad. These types of Jono's are best avoided. They can't make any physical/verbal contact with any women you can see them typing to them safely from a distance using social media apps.
"Hey Pierre did u hear about jono?"
"Yea he sent his skinny jonah skinny jonah to Monique"
"He's such a black Jono"
A good match. They are a good couple and they work well together.
Look at the couple goals with Ashleigh and Jono
Jono Rizz is where you shove a footlong subway so far up your ass that you walk like a crab for 3 days asking bitches to cosume your shit and as one of them accepts you pull out an entire footlong subway out fo your ass and force feed it to them before smashing them in the middle of the road before getting hit by a car and then eating cheese. After that you would get horny and start fucking that cheese until it becomes white cheese then shove it up your ass as far as you can and feed it to the next person.
Person 1: What he did the Jono Rizz?
Person 2: No way the Jono Rizz is insane!
when you put a mr bean statue up the others ass.
bro I pulled a dirty jono last night, my statue is covered in shit now.
Jono is the biggest gimp of the century. He’s got a little Weiner and no cock. He can never get hard and only gets in with his best friends
Jono Cann I want to go to bed with you. Actually not anymore
Annoying yuppi with a really fast and ear-damaging laugh. Should be shot immdeietly if discovered...Will buy his way out of anything
man: Dude, grab my shotgun, i want to shoot that Jono in the head!
Jono Brett: DUDE WHAT THE HELL YES HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
An australian term to name someone, meaing they are just not a great guy. However, this is much more proper used when in a situation where your friend does something unfriend like.
Example 1
Tim: Frase, you wanna come to my place this weekend?
Fraser: Nah mate im going to practice my bowling technique
Tim: You are such a Jono Ellis, Frase.
Example 2
Kizza: So why didnt Goldsy come out last weekend?
Sitchy: He had to go shopping with his new girlfriend.
Kizza: What a Jono.