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The act of masturbating 23 times in a 24 hour period.
Tyler: Hey man, did you finish the Michael Jordan Marathon yesterday?
Mack: No man I only made it to 21!
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Totally legitimate medical disorder in which a person argues that nothing new will ever compete with an older version. Also known as Star Wars Syndrome.
Julio thinks that Revenge of the Sith doesn't come close to comparing to the original Star Wars movies. Julio has Michael Jordan Syndrome.
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One who many see as the greatest but us actually nothing but an overrated ass bitch
People think I’m the greatest but I’m not so I’m a Michael Jordan
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DAAAAMNNNNNNNNNN!!!! Dat Nigga Is Rollin' On Michael Jordans
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When you suddenly fist someone's anus, with your arm stretching out like Michael Jordan in Space Jam, and you take the first thing you feel and grab, twist, and pull it out.
She was doing ok, until Ryan began Michael Jordan-ing her.
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Loose, poorly fitting bad jeans often with questionable tears and or wear on them like Michael Jordan is often seen wearing.
A popular meme going around states: Men be whoring around in the best years of their life, then they come back years later with receding hairlines, erectile dysfunction and Michael Jordan jeans and expect women to take them back.
When you are f ing a girl in the ass you pull your penis out right before you are about to blow your load and stick your tongue out and then catch it on your tongue and spit it in the girls face.
i was fucking your mom and sister and a little bit of your dad on the side(but he was pretty much just watching)when i thought of the michael jordan v2 and it was so AMAZING!!!