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judo fuck

Submission hold while being Penetrated vaginaly, anally, or orally. “Rape”

I wanted to fuck her and she wouldn’t let me so I judo fucked the shit out of that bitch

by Judo fucks October 27, 2017


judo squat

when a judo instructor poop while you are sparring

person 1: I took my first judo lesson

person2: how did it go?
person 1: Half way through sparring I felt some brown sludge

person 2: you definitely experienced a judo squat

by come hawk March 21, 2024


Brain judo

When some one uses something you say against you in a later conversation

You can't use what I say against me that's brain judo

by Peter b dragon February 15, 2020


Idiot Judo

Winning an argument by allowing your opponent to keep speaking their foolish or unpopular position, and then redirecting their statements in the most literal way, to point out how bad their ideas are.

(Derived from the martial art which involves taking advantage of an opponents movements and inertia to throw them more effectively. )

The longer that fool keeps talking, the dumber his argument becomes. I can toss his words around to make his position look even worse, like an idiot judo competition.

by AXEWAVE_ April 30, 2022


judo chop donkey punch

Judo chop donkey punch is when you’re fucking someone doggie style then cum you Judi chop them in the neck so they tense their whole body and then donkey punch them in the ass cheek to make them stand up quickly while tense so they don’t leave any cum or shit on your dick

Guy:1 I was fucking this chick last night and gave her a judo chop donkey punch because I didn’t wear a condom

by UtzUtz69 September 5, 2022