Ken

A male Karen.

Middle aged man, typically blonde, makes solutions to others' problems an inconvenience to her although he isn't even remotely affected.

Middle aged woman, typically blonde, makes solutions to others' problems an inconvenience to her although she isn't even remotely affected.

Ken sues the local city council after they installed a new STOP sign that hides the sun from his window for two minutes a day. The sign was installed after a school boy on his bicycle was hit by a speeding driver and died.

Ken refuses to wear a face mask for her 5 minute trip to the supermarket during a pandemic.He harasses the workers, asks to see the manager and threatens to sue.

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ken

ken is yes
in the Language: Hebrew
it An Approval word

"ken, will go with you to the movie"

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Kenny Ken Ken

Kenny. The sweetest dude you can ever spontaneously meet. Don't let his quiet nature fool you, he is the utmost intricate human being you will ever meet. Once you meet him, he will leave a mark that will forever be remembered and cherished. But beware, his last name is a tongue twister. He is just simply lovely and a complete nerd.

Shela: "How was the dude you met?"
Martha: "He was a Kenny Ken Ken."

ken

A person who's caps lock key is always stuck in the ALL CAPS position.

ken: "HEY SUP"
friend: "Ken, stop with the ALL CAPS"
ken: "WHY WASTE TIME PUSHING THAT STUPID BUTTON"

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ken

An alternate euphemism for fecal matter, derived from the likeness of the Scottish variant for "know" in the phrase "I dinna ken" and one claiming they had defecated. Incidently, this form of ken bears no relation to its original meaning.

I did a ken!

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Ken

Ken is a subdivision of the boomer class, very hard working and has done some crazy shit when younger, like joining the Vietnam war for shits and giggles. First child usually ends up being a Kyle.

Ken took Kyle out camping for the weekend, shot gunning beers. I guess the apple hasn’t fall far from the tree.

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Ken

Ken

Ken is usually a dirty bottom who doesn’t douche he’s the male version of peaches
He also works at a old home where he steals their valuables

“Ken you gorilla ass b***h”-ten, traptennie
Oop Ken getting dragged-bri,glossy_jada
Ken ya mother poppin her pu**y on McDonald’s stove for cigarettes-juan,bibleclit

Ken how you gone call me dl when ur a closeted f*g ur self-yah,putthatdamncameradown

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